{"id":2393,"date":"2013-05-26T21:13:42","date_gmt":"2013-05-26T20:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/?p=2393"},"modified":"2025-04-18T21:53:22","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T20:53:22","slug":"fete-des-meres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/?p=2393","title":{"rendered":"F\u00eate des m\u00e8res !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Au saut du lit ! M\u00eame pas coiff\u00e9e !!!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/?attachment_id=2394\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2394\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070392-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2394\" title=\"P1070392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070392-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070392-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070392.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Un super po\u00e8me ! &#8230; Pas facile \u00e0 dire &#8230; Devinez pourquoi ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"20130526 Alois Fete meres\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UI4Rwh0cc00?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Vous n&rsquo; avez rien compris ???? Je vous laisse lire !<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070403-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2397\" title=\"P1070403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070403-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070403-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070403.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Pas r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 lire non plus ? \u2026 bon voil\u00e0 le texte ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em>Bien s\u00fbr, maman, je veux t&rsquo;offrir<br>Oh, tout ce qui peut te faire plaisir.<br>Naturellement, pas des tr\u00e9sors,<br>Non, mais de gros efforts.<br>Et, cette fois-ci, promis,<br>je vais Faire mon lit,<br>ranger,<br>m&rsquo;appliquer;<br>\u00c9teindre la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision,<br>Apprendre par coeur mes le\u00e7ons,<br>\u00catre un mod\u00e8le d&rsquo;ob\u00e9issance\u2026<br>Mais tout \u00e0 coup, maman,<br>j&rsquo;y pense :<br>Avec un enfant si parfait,<br>Maman,<br>c&rsquo;est s\u00fbr,<br>tu t&rsquo;ennuierais.<br>Jean-Michel Robineau<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">On comprend mieux la difficult\u00e9 pour le r\u00e9citer !!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mon cadeau \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/?attachment_id=2396\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2396\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070401-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2396\" title=\"P1070401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070401-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070401-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070401.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/?attachment_id=2395\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2395\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/?attachment_id=2398\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2398\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070394-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2398\" title=\"P1070394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070394-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070394-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/P1070394.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&nbsp;(toujours pas coiff\u00e9e !)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Au saut du lit ! M\u00eame pas coiff\u00e9e !!! Un super po\u00e8me ! &#8230; Pas facile \u00e0 dire &#8230; Devinez pourquoi ? Vous n&rsquo; avez rien compris ???? Je vous laisse lire ! Pas r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 lire non plus ? \u2026 bon voil\u00e0 le texte ? Bien s\u00fbr, maman, je veux t&rsquo;offrirOh, tout ce qui [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2393"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10936,"href":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393\/revisions\/10936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flooli.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}